May 2012
Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son.
And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him.
Goofy……has had sex.
Goofy…..has known a woman biblically….Imagine what it must’ve looked like.
Imagine what it sounded like.These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.
I’m curious how many people have, because it feels like I’m the only one.
Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie
Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie
Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie
Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie
Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie
Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie
Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie
Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
- 1: Full name- Caroline Marie Howard
- 2: Zodiac sign- Libra
- 3: 3 Fears- Rejection, Not being taken seriously, not living up to expectations
- 4: 3 things I love- sleep, food, sleep. HAHA it’s true. oh, Jordan too.. and friends and such.. and nicaragua.. that’s 3 right?
- 5: 4 turns on- intelligence. that’s kind of my automatic one all the time, I think..
self-confidence
sense of humor.. but like clever and witty and such, included in that
nice smiles. I fall for that shiz.. - 6: 4 turns off- typical stuff~ smoking. stupidity, both intentional and unintentional. arrogance. general douchy-ness.
- 7: My best friend- Err. I’d like to say Anna, lately it seems more like Sarah, these things just aren’t too established idk what is life, in some ways Sylara would be an appropriate answer, WHY IS EVERYTHING SO TRANSITORY D:
- 8: Sexual orientation- Les—straight.
- 9: My best first date- Yes Sarah, you do only have one first date.. uhm, I don’t know where mine start counting though, honestly I don’t even know with my history that I can count anything as a first date.. except like, rock climbing with robert, but it was after nica, you see..?
- 10: How tall am I- …..5’..4’..
- 11: What do I miss- nicaragua. EXCEPT, i’m going back in a WEEK. <3<3<3
- 12: What time were I born- I has grammar, and am being born 11:57 pm.
- 13: Favourite color- purple.
- 14: Do I have a crush- yes but shh don’t tell anyone
- 15: Favourite quote- ohgosh, only choose one..? nonono, a few~
“If you’re doing natural family planning, it better be planning to have a baby.” -My dad, fatherly advice on marriage
“Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!” -Albus Dumbledore
“Me? I’m dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it’s the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you never know when they’ll choose to be dishonest.” -Jack Sparrow
“All I have to say is that Hell is hot, and eternity is long.” -Amy Zack
“All I ever needed to know in life, I learned in calculus.”
“I love PM dishes!” -Hans Kelly - 16: Favourite place- nicaragua.
- 17: Favourite food- nutella.
- 18: Do I use sarcasm- no.
- 19: What am I listening to right now- it’s actually eerily silent.. alicia’s working on the nica video upstairs so I can vaguely hear Call Me Maybe playing hahaha
- 20: First thing I notice in new person- wit, of lack thereof
- 21: Shoe size- 8
- 22: Eye color- blue..? I think? people don’t point it out much
- 23: Hair color- blonde, really. most of the time. that’s not like dead of winter.
- 24: Favourite style of clothing- hahah I can’t pull them off, but I love like, the rompers and such stick-thin asian girls wear, like they’re adorable
- 25: Ever done a prank call? NO I ain’t about that life what is this nonsense
- 26: What colour of underwear I’m wearing now? yeellloooow
- 27: Meaning behind my URL- if you don’t know this… you probably haven’t met me haha i’m the white kid at the asian table.
- 28: Favourite movie- Lion king
- 29: Favourite song- this is always a difficult question, i’ll go with Some Nights
- 30: Favourite band- train.
- 31: How I feel right now- blahblahblah bored.
- 32: Someone I love- a lot of people
- 33: My current relationship status- hitched hahaha what.
- 34: My relationship with my parents- “mediocre, if you average the two.” this is PERFECT
- 35: Favourite holiday- Christmas, i’m mainstream, COME AT ME BRO
sometimes I say 4th of july - 36: Tattoos and piercing i have- eeaaar(lobe?)s.
- 37: Tattoos and piercing i want- whole freaking body, man. just about to cover myself in tattoos and then I’ll get into a bunch of good colleges and become a renowned doctor
- 38: The reason I joined Tumblr- asian community was here
- 39: Do I and my last ex hate each other? yeah pretty much can’t stand him, I mean what, hi robert? ^_^
- 40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? no :/
- 41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? …yes…
- 42: When did I last hold hands? what a vague question. today, when I skipped down the hall with hillary.
- 43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? 20ish minutes
- 44: Have I shaved your legs in the past three days? …yes,
- 45: Where am I right now? at home? in front of my computer. in my dining room.
- 46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? probably.. my dad… HAHAH i’m cool
- 47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? depends on mood
- 48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? one of those, yuh
- 49: Am I excited for anything? waoiawndoin FINALS ENDING.
- 50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? a few, my favorite two happening to both be halfies..
- 51: How often do I wear a fake smile? as often as anyone else, but i’ll usually be pretty straight with you
- 52: When was the last time I hugged someone? within the last two hours, though I couldn’t say the last person it was
- 53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? O.o
- 54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? probably, I trust pretty easily, YOLO
- 55: What is something I disliked about today? getting to awards ceremony late after jazz band and sitting in the back by myself D:
- 56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? probably lady gaga. I’m shallow, I know. on a more intellectual-hipster note, nelson mandela, but I feel like lady gaga would be more entertaining hahaha
- 57: What do I think about most? lately, college & future & plans and stuff sigh..
- 58: What’s my strangest talent? I don’t have unique talents ahhaha
- 59: Do I have any strange phobias? people touching my neck
- 60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? in front.
- 61: What was the last lie I told? “I mean, I kinda understand why I didn’t get it.. ” in reference to math award hohoho but it happens
- 62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online? video.
- 63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? I’m
- 64: Do I believe in magic? a
- 65: Do I believe in luck? cynic
- 66: What’s the weather like right now? sunny and glorious
- 67: What was the last book I’ve read? I started 1984 yesterdaaay
- 68: Do I like the smell of gasoline? nah.
- 69: Do I have any nicknames? not lasting ones. I kinda like how jason calls me Ro though.
- 70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? oh, emotional ones. sarah’s answer there, and I actually wouldn’t have thought of it.. this girl knows me better than I know myself
- 71: Do I spend money or save it? imma spender
- 72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge? no
- 73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me? I don’t have any feets..
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you could kind of qualify some of these things as pink ^_^ - 74: Favourite animal? tiger.
- 75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? sleeping.
- 76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? ..what..? Howard and I’m her daughter
- 77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? Cinematic sunrise- Pulling a Piano from a Pond
Nevershoutnever- Trouble
Hellogoodbye- Here in your Arms
I couldn’t choose… - 78: How can you win my heart? it’s the little things~
- 79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
..i’m finding this a very difficult question.. I DON’T KNOW D: - 80: What is my favorite word? nihilominus, in Latin. I don’t know that I have one in English, i’ll get back to you on that.
- 81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr- I don’t feel like looking these up, probably sarah’s, amy’s, carolina’s, and then 2 I don’t know personally ^_^
- 82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? HAHAH that’s dangerous
- 83: Do I have any relatives in jail? not presently
- 84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? absolutely the ability to move things with my mind. I’ve always wanted that, like dreamt about it and such ahah it fascinates me.
- 85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? i’m going with sarah’s answer here
- 86: What is my current desktop picture? ME i’m a narcissist
- 87: Had sex? every week man
- 88: Bought condoms? .. in case above sarcasm was not noted,
- 89: Gotten pregnant? I’ve heard sex is a prerequisite, not sure though
- 90: Failed a class? most of them
- 91: Kissed a boy? a few..
- 92: Kissed a girl? see above
- 93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? liiight sprinkes, and garage just out of the rain haha.
- 94: Had job? yes.
- 95: Left the house without my wallet? yes.
- 96: Bullied someone on the internet? i’m a little offended that Sarah put yes here.
- 97: Had sex in public? no
- 98: Played on a sports team? yes
- 99: Smoked weed? no
- 100: Did drugs? no
- 101: Smoked cigarettes? no
- 102: Drank alcohol? depends what the question was asking, in family settings ahah
- 103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? tried that once
- 104: Been overweight? WHY ARE THERE SO MANY QUESTIONS.
- 105: Been underweight? no.
- 106: Been to a wedding? yes.
- 107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? yes.
- 108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? yes.
- 109: Been outside my home country? yes.
- 110: Gotten my heart broken? yes.
- 111: Been to a professional sports game? yes.
- 112: Broken a bone? yes.
- 113: Cut myself? weeeell debatably?
- 114: Been to prom? no.
- 115: Been in airplane? yes.
- 116: Fly by helicopter? no.
- 117: What concerts have I been to? plain white Ts, good charlotte, boys like girls, all-american rejects, avril lavigne, colby callait, jonas brothers, some of these I was much younger.. ahah
- 118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? as in like, girlcrush. as in like, I want to be like this person because they’re hot and good at life? sure.
- 119: Learned another language? ..kind of haha
- 120: Wore make up? yes
- 121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? see faaar above
- 122: Had oral sex? O.o ahhaah no.
- 123: Dyed my hair? no.
- 124: Voted in a presidential election? no.
- 125: Rode in an ambulance? no.
- 126: Had a surgery? no.
- 127: Met someone famous? no.
- 128: Stalked someone on a social network? no………… HAHA what am I saying, of course
- 129: Peed outside? not even just nicaragua hahaha
- 130: Been fishing? living on a lake swag?
- 131: Helped with charity? naaah
- 132: Been rejected by a crush? haha sure.
- 133: Broken a mirror? xD
- 134: What do I want for birthday? ALL THE THINGS
- 135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names? 2, Charlotte’s my girl, Cristopher’s my boy, and if my second isn’t the opposite of the first then he or she is Croix, although it’s all subject to change ahah
- 136: Was I named after anyone? momma’s college roomate, and my dad’s sister
- 137: Do I like my handwriting? mm when I try to make it look good, yeah
- 138: What was my favourite toy as a child? this blues clues thing, ask me about it and i’ll tell you more hahaa
- 139: Favourite Tv Show? big bang theory
- 140: Where do I want to live when older? nicaraguaa
- 141: Play any musical instrument? a little bit..
- 142: One of my scars, how did I get it? I have one on my middle finger from dropping a saw on my hand, true story
- 143: Favourite pizza toping? spinach
- 144: Am I afraid of the dark? nah
- 145: Am I afraid of heights? a little but I overcome it :P
- 146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? ..once or twice
- 147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? too often
- 148: What I’m really bad at- dancing hahaha
- 149: What my greatest achievments are- what achievements.
- 150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me- honestly I don’t know. I let these thing roll off my shoulders, usually
- 151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery, donate craptons and live in luxury
- 152: What do I like about myself- i’m hot. HAHA
- 153: My closest Tumblr friend- I know this means people I met on tumblr, but I just don’t, so saaraaah
- 154: Something I fantasise about- HAHA
- 155: Any question you’d like- I don’t know how to go about answering this question
…ahha oh that. start up for junior year? xDxD
lol yes you did, hello… sylara?